My governor packs when jogging, he kills shit, too. I wish he’d take a few potshots at our northern California transplants, they’re a regular menace to the state.
I despise west coast liberals with a particular passion. God, they’re a whiny bunch of dumb sheep. Give me a New York liberal any day of the week, that breed was born with iron rods shoved up their asses and mouths to match. Those people have some fire in their bellies with a definite inclination towards rigorous discussion to win their arguments. Their west coast brethren would rather wear you down under a torrent of soft guilt, drizzled with the stale blatherings of specious, Soc 1 platitudes.
I swear, it must be some bizarre osmosis of Pacific air combined with sunshine that causes these pretty people to turn into such simple-minded ‘tards.
If I have to listen to one more of these spandex panted, Prius driving, asinine transplants tell me that coyote, deer, spotted lizards and bicycles were here first, deal with it, stop being so redneck ugly, I will seriously consider putting one of my handmade, roach-toed, Texas boots straight up their ignorant, oblivious, obnoxious Californian sphincters.
Why’d you leave if things were so lovely in California, sweetheart? You came here for a reason, stop trying to turn it into the same mess you happily escaped.
Thanks to my Texas brethren, Mayberry, for reminding me of this classic tune.
I got into a verbal fight with my sister’s new daughter-in-law a Berkeley bred and exported sort with creds as a Rape Hotline counselor. Her BIG idea is to ‘educate’ men not to be rapists. My even bigger and better idea was to teach women not to be toilets and field mattresses by arming them and teaching them how to kill.
We didn’t get along, needless to say.
She sounds like a west coast ‘tard, Jewel, you should have smacked the bitch silly.
Gawd, but I’d have enjoyed seeing Jewel with her niece-in-law in that little conversation!
Yep, a pretty independent bunch of folks we are, what with
our guns, Bibles, lethal injections, Lone Star long-necks..
…and the purdiest women you’ve ever seen.
On Thanksgiving Day, Daphne? Definitely. I shoulda. I shoulda put the frickin tofurkey into a body cavity a gynecologist wouldn’t dare wander.
Well, that would be a novel way of driving off brain dead skanks from fouling the family gene pool.
It’s very simple actually. Those west coast ‘tards simply don’t understand cause and effect. That’s when the shit in their pool and it unsurprisingly becomes all dirty, they move to cleaner waters because their existing pool is all messy.
And then they continue their shit.
Parents, make sure your kids understand this concept.
You have way too much commonsense, PD.
I’m kinda partial to lethal injections, Stoney.
Lonestar longnecks, not so much. A cold Shiner is worth tipping, though.
Came here to see if you dissed on Washington :) Not that it doesn’t deserve it, somewhat, but there are a few sensible people out on the west coast (even in California). Moonbats migrate, unfortunately! My husband often grumbles and says we should go somewhere more conservative, such as Idaho. However, when I talk to my mom, who lives in Idaho, leftards have made inroads there as well. They seem to appropriate all of the prime real estate. Sun Valley is a good example. At some point, you need to just stand your ground against them and stay put, I think. Hopefully, the tide will turn the other direction someday!
I don’t know about California, but I think Washington is an open carry state (though my husband and oldest son have concealed carry permits). Jewel, I think your friend’s daughter-in-law is an absolute moron. I wonder how she can sleep nights knowing that she is counseling people to be sitting ducks. All domestic violence victims who have separated from their partners and continue to be harassed should arm themselves.
Welcome PeggyU, some of my very best seven friends hale from your state.
Just a guess, but maybe the preponderance of rain and fog mitigates the occurrence of rampant stupidity in Washington.
A bit off topic, but there is much that is screwy about the Perry story.
California Idiots….Nuts are their number one export!
Of course, we have our own idiots in Pretzelvania.
They’re like an infestation, Daphne. Washington used to be a nice conservative state, then they began moving here in the late 80′s. Now Seattle is like San Fran North. You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some birkenstock wearing freak with a Starbucks cup.
Not since Jimmy Carter’s row boat was attacked by a rabbit (I ain’t making this up) has there been a stranger encounter between an elected official and a creature of the wild (Eliot Spitzer excluded).
Sorry for you, Daphne (and everyone else), it’s all my fault. I’m daily doing my level best to drive those wackos off the cliffs and into the sea, alas, some scatter and escape to America.
Considering the large packs of coyotes (and snakes, lots of snakes) we have around here, I think it makes perfect sense to run with a gun.
A toddler was snatched by a coyote out of a front yard a year or so ago, the mother had to beat it off with a stick.
They are a menace. They’re vermin. Of course they should be shot.
People get attacked by deer all of the time, too. In their neighborhoods.
We’re overrun by annoying wildlife in this city thanks to idiotic liberals.
Bring back hunting varmints. Feed yourselves and keep the varmints at bay.
Now, with Charlie Crist I might understand a coyote paying no mind, but even if Rick Perry is no Janet Napolitano, any other governor is going to scare a coyote off. A few have scared me off.
Unless Wiley was rabid, it is still very surprising that he would look for his lunch with a man so close by, or stay still long enough to be shot dead with one slug from a purse gun.
But then, I’ve never heard of a laser on a .380 either. Either way, that varmint had to be extremely close. I don’t think I could have drawn a coyote so close in if I were cooking it a steak medium-rare.
But he did after all shoot it dead, and I after all do not quite get it.
Love that tune – got Trooper a t-shirt from the RWH site with the motto before he went to academy as kind of motivator.
As for coyotes? I keep asking Trooper when he’s going to get that pair of ears out of my damned freezer and get his $20 at the town hall.
I have to say – we’ve chosen to live in the areas most conducive to host liberal hives, D. Venture further afield and you will find very little sympathy for them. Also, no Starbucks. Hey…
Made my day today! Sun’s shining in Texoma country today. Gonna make my annual Alamo pilrgimage in about two weeks so I’m sure to remember. Love it and know very well why I’m here!
There are more deer on this continent now than when my friend Christoper Columbus landed..they are a nuisance but a minor one compared to what the wild pigs will become.
Happy Cinco de Mayo day, will spend the day at the
San Jacinto (Sam Houston) monument and later some Tex-Mex.
James, keep in mind that Rick Perry is like a cross between a Ken doll and Ted Nugent.
Besides, it was attacking his dog. I’m kinda surprised that he didn’t kick it to death.
Stoney, I had forgotten about the wild pigs. They’ve been tearing up yards around here for the past year. I haven’t been to the monument in so long, I need to pencil that in for this summer.
Have a margarita for me!
That we do, LauraB! But it sure is pretty here in Austin.
Hey Ed, give a wave as you drive past.
I despise west coast liberals with a particular passion. God, they’re a whiny bunch of dumb sheep. …[T] would rather wear you down under a torrent of soft guilt, drizzled with the stale blatherings of specious, Soc 1 platitudes.
Wow, how I’d love to disagree with some of this if I could.
The ultimate indictment against blue-state living is right outside of my door (and it’s pretty goddamn far from being a blue-state neighborhood, McCain over Obama by a 3-to-1 margin in ’08). A nice quarter-mile hop to the nearest Starbuck’s, and that much again to the next one. You see where I’m going with this: Too much convenience. Too many wants & needs made-to-order and brought to you.
People of all ideologies — it isn’t just left-wingers — start to get the feeling that the billions of years of astrological formation, geological formation, evolution and technology is really just all about them. I suppose I should take a charitable view and say environment drives all of this, that we all lose our ability to interact with different things that surround us, the minute those things surrounding us stop demanding this ability in us. We’re flawed, stained, forever missing a piece because of that deal the horrible awful woman made with the snake and the apple.
But experience makes me hesitate to make such a concession. Sometimes a whiny incapable douchebag is just that and nothing more, you can’t excuse it.
Two quotes from The Duke:
“Big mouth don’t make a big man.” (The Cowboys)
“Life is tough; it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” (Candidate & off-screen, as I understand it?)
Well Daphne, if that coyote can distinguish between Ted Nugent and a Ken doll (I guess he didn’t know Ken was armed) I’d like to have taken him around on a leash to see if he could sniff out RINOS. Maybe he did.
…some bizarre osmosis of Pacific air combined with sunshine…
As good an explanation as I’ve seen. I was a fish out o’ water for the two-plus years I lived in the Bay Area (2000 – 2002). Until I finally had enough and pointed the nose of El Casa Móvil De Pennington east and got the Hell out. We almost made it to Tejas. And we might, yet.
Coyotes are interesting. If one were bold enough to come that close to me, I’d probably want to shoot it too. I don’t know what percentage of them carry rabies, but that would be my concern.
My only friend is Jewish (Top that one) a now strongly libertarian Conservative who I beat into submission on NYC Opera subsidies:
Why should I pay for his entertainment? :
It’s not entertainment it’s art!
If I pay for his art will he pay to have my house painted?
Don’t be silly!
case closed.
When he was growing up there was only one political question to be settled in his family :
Stalin or Trotsky?
And BTW here’s a fun little video of Barney Fwank being asked how to run a brothel
http://eclipptv.com/viewVideo.php?video_id=11737
You’re welcome
The West Coast pussies cry wolf when wiley coyote kills their cat and dog, though.
I know a few former Brooklynites. I kid them after a few drinks, telling them, “Move to Texas, have three kids, shop at Costco, Vote for Bush.” The ones that laugh have done all four. There is a lot of laughter these days.
Please remember that Mr. Perry is only a conservative because it’s in fashion, much like his hair.
He’s still a stinkin’ commie deep down.
I have to agree with Mr. Freeburg. Excessive domestication must kill brain cells.
Hey….. not everyone from California is a latte sipping, prius driving libtard. Just the ones from the Bay Area and other such places that give the rest of us normal Californians a bad name.
Northern California….I up here in the State of Jefferson we don’t like them either. God would we love to complete that dream.
They are fondly known as ‘flatlanders’ or ‘tourons’. Bring your money…please drop it off….shut up, don’t tell us how to live….and then go away. Than you very much.
http://theendzone.blogspot.com/2010/05/jaded-heaven-screw-you-were-from-texas.html
Most folks are familiar with the first sentence in this paragraph.
Here is the long form for y’all’s edification.
“Well, in the first place an armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. … But gunfighting has a strong biological use. We do not have enough things that kill off the weak and the stupid these days. But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both. It’s a good thing.”
@Jewel: PRETZELVANIA?
I damn near spit coffee when I saw that one.
Of course, being from the south, we don’t get all this pretzel business.
But then again, we’ve got Krispy Kremes down there– no contest.
Oh, and the reason I posted Heinlein, long form was for the sentence contaning the words “weak and stupid”, the sentiment of which I wholeheartedly concur.
Speaking of Texans any one in your neck of the woods notice the environmental calamity unfolding in the Gulf?
Just wondering.
Just Governor Perry, he said it was an act of God.
“You came here for a reason, stop trying to turn it into the same mess you happily escaped.”
What is</i< it about people who are this way?
Do they find themselves unsure and afraid in new situations, and get nostalgic for the devil they already knew?
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You can tell what I intended when I messed up the close italic code.
Wish this had a preview.
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