A few one liners that made me laugh out loud this week.
So some woman in Australia is sitting under a Thorn Tree, eating a Vegemite samwich, and she has an epiphany…….I’ll set his dick on fire like a TikiTorch. Midtown Miscreant
I always figured Pooh’s friends moved into the hundred-acre wood first, and Pooh wanted to follow them, but there was no room available after the other animals got all their houses built. Poor Mr. Sanders just got in the way. So Pooh, being a psychopath, butchered him with an ax and buried him under the floorboards. Sort of an “eminent domain” kinda thing. Morgan (The King) Freeberg
Ever wondered why it’s called the Enlightenment? No, you twat, you haven’t. You think you should rule over some rustifarian demi-paradise as some sort of philosopher-king. That’s it in a nutshell isn’t it? No fucking wonder the Enlightenment thinkers in the American colonies got rid of twatting cuntpoles like you. The Brilliant Nick at Counting Cats in Zanzibar
Time for a musical interlude from the backlogs of Sippican’s treasure chest.
Thanks for the link blogsis.
Re the video: Holy CRAP. According to the YouTube comments, these are burlesque dancers from the 1950′s. What in the BF happened to our cultural image of the ideal female body? Half a century ago, we were certainly on the right track. Someone got some ‘splainin’ to do.
re: the woman in Australia:
I commented to a friend the other day that no one should tell Lorena Bobbit about the Slap Chop. She’ll think it’s a good way to end a bad date.
Loved Morgan’s “Pooh” piece.
One of the more memorable “Pooh” taglines I’ve seen:
“Bother, said Pooh, as he chambered another round.”
Pooh and eminent domain. Two things I never expected to see together.