More photos and a video of the giantess wearing porn star shoes at The Chive. A sweet curtsy to a Nation of Cowards for this eye bobbling wonder of flesh.
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February 1, 2010 by Daphne
More photos and a video of the giantess wearing porn star shoes at The Chive. A sweet curtsy to a Nation of Cowards for this eye bobbling wonder of flesh.
*sigh*
Her height and weight looks to be proportional and therefore meets my minimum standard. Now, let’s see her teeth.
The question doesn’t matter. The answer will always be “because she was there”.
I’m damned proud to admit I have a large collection of these two specimens and have had it for quite some time.
How come the tall one is wearing platforms and the short one isn’t? Must be some kind of male torture compact.
Giantess
When Nature once in lustful hot undress
Conceived gargantuan offspring, then would I
Have loved to live near a young giantess,
Like a voluptuous cat at a queen’s feet.
To see her body flower with her desire
And freely spread out in its dreadful play,
Guess if her heart concealed some heavy fire
Whose humid smokes would swim upon her eye.
To feel at leisure her stupendous shapes,
Crawl on the cliffs of her enormous knees,
And, when in summer the unhealthy suns
Have stretched her out across the plains, fatigued,
Sleep in the shadows of her breasts at ease
Like a small hamlet at a mountain’s base.
— Karl Shapiro, translating the poem La Giantesse by Baudelaire. (NY: Random House, 1942)
When this showed up on Fark, rather a lot of Farkers asserted that the taller of these specimens was sporting a Y chromosome.
I tend to believe that this particular mindset stems from morbid fear of getting one’s ass kicked by a girl.
*cough*
If I was going to get my ass kicked by a girl, I’d feel no shame in having it done to me by that Amazonian Beauty.
I’m just sayin’…
I tend to believe that this particular mindset stems from morbid fear of getting one’s ass kicked by a girl.
I wonder how many among them were Palin-haters.
It’s more out of my knowledge of FARKers, than of Palin haters (I know more than I should about both) that I infer the overlap was nearly 100%. And I’m willing to bet serious money on it.
I guess you’d need some kind of safety gear.
Maybe pitons and ice ax in case you fell in.
“Oooopie!”
Rope anchored to the far wall.
“Yup. Ya won’t catch ME unprepared.”
Perhaps a Garmin.
“Hey! HEEYYY! Where am I? Geez, it’s dark….And dank.”
“TURN LEFT. HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE LIGHT. EXIT, SAYING ‘THANK YOU, MA’AM.’”
“Wow. Fresh air!!”
Maybe send in a canary.
“Check it out, Ned. Chirp once for Danger; twice for All Clear.”
peep peep peeee….
“Uh oh. Ned’s in trouble. Better send in the TWAT team.”
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Obviously that is a dude – or a former dude. Watch a video of how the tall one moves. “She” moves like a dude…and look at those shoulders.
Definitely a dude. Bleh.
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