I don’t get the recent outrage, the Haven was all over it in September 2008 and found it funny.
Charles Johnson is a douchebag, his site is lousy and the current crop of non-banned commenters have crawled so far up his stinking ass the place reeks of idiot sycophancy. The internet already knows he can’t take a decent picture or write a solid sentence.
He should take up a new hobby, shoeshine boy sounds about right.


Heh. Love it!
Funniest thing I’ve read all week.
Now Daphne, have a little compassion. The world is a brutal place for shape-shifting high-forehead bloghos.
CJ expected every gymrat candyboy in to rush to his brand of pink tint conservatism after he switched parties the last time. His tiny little member shrunk even further when the smooth chested stayed in front of the Aubrey Hepburn movies cuddling their purse dogs, and he just can’t figure out where to direct the next tantrum.
Having red-blooded biological women prancing around waving the fruits of their congress with real men twists CJ’s knickers all the way into the crack. Piling on is just plain MEAN.
Snort.
*gigglefits*
Hi,
Cant of Thieves was great. I would like to use big huge chunks. I will do proper attribution and all.
Regards,
So why am I constantly hearing about this guy? Gerard, especially, seems to have a hard on for him. Seriously, can’t we all just ignore him and stick with more interesting subjects.
And Audrey Hepburn was hot, Askmom. Don’t be throwing her into your dissing fit.
Hey Daniel: Who said Hepburn wasn’t hot? I adore her too. But of course that was not my point at all.
Furthermore, at the sufferance of the great Daphne, we snark, bewail, diss and hack at the (liberal) fates PLENTY. I’ll stop when the blogmistress tells me to. And taking shots at the divine G. vdL ain’t gonna get you any whiskey around here either.
Clean-up item: Chuckles IS interesting. He’s a case study of how far wrong a deeply tie-dyed socialist can go when he flirts with ideas and ideals far, far above his abilities. Don’t want to spend your free time doing a play-by-play of his auto-erotic dismemberment? Click away and come back another day.
It’s damning with faint praise time.
One thing I have to give Charles is site is very well written, has some excellent features and continued to get better in terms of design even as he slipped into his current meme. He certainly can code a site.
Like the trains in Italy in the 30′s the good code unfortunately doesn’t make the site worth the visit.
Because he’s a sodding ass and deserves endless ridicule.
I swore off the two-faced hypocrite when he attacked Dymphna and Ffordman, both good people and friendly acquaintances of mine, several years back.
I can’t stand the pouffy bastard, that keyboard of his should be removed from his incompetent grip and shoved straight up his stinking kiester.
You go, Askmom! Lay it on as thick as you like.
It is not well written. It is drivel.
Warrior Class sent me to Cant of Thieves this afternoon and the read got Jade Haven added to my blog list at ThunderTales. Keep it up!
CJ has richly earned all the slagging that comes his way. I watched as all my friends were, one by one, banned from LGF for daring to have an opinion not officially sanctioned by pony boy Johnson. He runs his forum like a combination of Captain Queeg, and the omnipotent child, Anthony, from the “It’s a Good Life” Twilight Zone episode. I left of my own accord.
JWM
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At Daily Gator it dawned on me that the only reason Charlie has taken up shoe shine boy is because “douche nozzle collector” was already taken by Andrew Sullivan.