Thank God They Won’t Breed

Apparently pussy makes some people bat shit crazier than others, for a certain group of lesbians the pink ruff ratchets up a high level of full-blown insanity, similar to the levels of irrationality seen only in rat-tailed crackers tweaking that next meth fix.

Thanks to my buds at Counting Cats, I’ve been introduced to the special world of a few hardcore, lesbian feminists who blog at A Room Of Our Own. Isn’t that original? This Virginian ladies club make no apologies for their clear stance on hating every last man who dares to breathe, comfortably sweeping all women who don’t hate men into their odd folderol of rancid derision. Sleeping with men is a big misogynist no-no in their book. Liking anything that owns a dick is basically verboten in their world. Rape and consensual straight sex (one in the same by their blazing crazy lights) get a lot of word time on this site.

Not too much girl on girl action happening in their special room, these women seem so crankily focused on the abominations of vaginal penetration that the art of fine dining is completely neglected on their pages. These women rage all over the place, convinced a barrel full of deadly misogynistic patriarchy is waiting around every corner.

Oh, happy me, I’ve found parody central!

Let’s get to the meat of their ripeness with actual juicy quotes, shall we?

“You see, any woman who complies with male demands in the expectation that males will reward her for it does so at the expense of women who do not comply – whether because they have no interest in complicity, they can’t afford to comply, or they are simply not capable of bringing themselves within male standards regardless of money.  So, when a woman who did her best to play the game is hit with the reality that males are liars who never had any intention of giving her their approval, all it means is that she becomes more aware of her place amongst the rest of us – that is, those of us from whom she was trying to distinguish herself with all her complicity.”

“It’s always sort of irritated me to see women expound on the horribleness of men raping each other in prison.  So many women seem to feel a compulsion to declare their opposition to its occurrence and their sympathy for the victims, despite the fact that males, as a class, including the ones being raped in prison, have no such compassion for raped female people. I’m not saying that if males did care about female people being raped that I’d give any more of a shit about their being raped in prison.  I’m just saying that male nonchalance in the face of female people being raped makes all too stark the masochism of female people concerned about male-on-male rape.“

“Femaleness cannot be enhanced by maleness, only denied, suppressed, and degraded, lessened.  The master’s tools inhabit our minds and the realm of our physical lives.  The lack of male presence or influence in one aspect of our existence is no indication of its absence in another.  And I don’t think that a tool forged by males or in their likeness is any less male when wielded by women.“

“You see the male-born privilege in the comment don’t you? The comment should have really been written as such: “If you bitches don’t suck our dicks, we will keep dismissing you and coming here and telling you that we are dismissing you, even though you fucking bitches have already dismissed us. Damn it! We should have the power, not you, we were the fuckers born with the dicks and being all benevolent and shit and threatening to cut them off.”

“You know what really gets in the way of the practice of lesbian separatism?  Males do.  Males, their hatred for female people,and the concepts (like gender), institutions (like money), and violence they’ve used to maintain their dominance are what hinder lesbian separatism…Lesbian separatism cannot be sold or taught to women invested in males, women who are merely looking for an alternative to hetero engagements for themselves right now, for the time being, or“until the males are different.” Lesbian separatism isn’t a response to the particular conditions of the here and now; there have always been lesbian separatists, female people who feel innately a kinship with all other female people as being distinct from males, and who are aware and repulsed by the parasitism of maleness.”

“I’d said in a recent post that straight women, in particular, need to believe that there are only trivial distinctions between males and females.  Let me elaborate.   If, from a lesbian separatist perspective, all heterosexual intercourse is, only and always, male use/abuse of female bodies, then it follows that whatever female agency straight women desire to claim in their sexual experiences is entirely irrelevant (I would argue nonexistent, but since it would be irrelevant anyway, there’s no need). There is only the satisfaction of male sexual/reproductive demands (both male heterosexuality and male homosexuality), on the one hand, and the expression of female desire in the forms of lesbianism and masturbation, on the other.”

I’m not giving distinct links because you can follow every post from their home page in chronological order. I didn’t run through months of back posts cherry picking outrageous material, these ladies run a strong suit every day of the week. Be warned, if you choose to comment on their site they will set upon you with bloody tooth and nail. My good fellows at Counting Cats found that out in quick order, those nice men still chose to blogroll that band of demented broads. Cheeky bastards.